Boys and girls, it’s about time we turn this ship (or ark, if you will) around. So far on the season we’ve struggled mightily, but last week we finally saw a slight turnaround, with a 7–3 weekend, and now it’s time we keep that momentum rolling, as we’re going 12–0 this week, and our atrocious 43–50–2 record on the year is getting flipped.
It’s still early, as we haven’t even reached Halloween yet, so despite the poor record, you might as well already understand that we’re ending this season at well over .500. That started last weekend, and it continues the rest of the way.
So without further ado, here’s our guaranteed winners for Week 9.
- All lines are courtesy of Barstool Sportsbook*
Notre Dame at Syracuse; under 48.0
Ohio State (-16.5) at Penn State
TCU at West Virginia (+7.5)
Arkansas at Auburn; Arkansas moneyline
Miami (-2.5) at Virginia
Illinois (-7.5) at Nebraska
Wake Forest at Lousville; over 62.5
Oklahoma State (+2.0) at Kansas State
Florida (+22.5) at Georgia
Kentucky (+12.5) at Tennessee
Ole Miss (-2.5) at Texas A&M; over 54.5
There it is, a perfect 12–0 week, and a great ending to your October, as you start looking forward to Halloween and the beginning of November. Maybe it’s too late for a good costume, but with Amazon’s shipping, just take your winnings and order you a fantastic costume to be delivered by Monday before it’s time to take your kids out trick-or-treating (or for you to head to a costume party, for all you college kids).
Stay safe, and spooky, on Monday, and be sure to thank me for your winnings after the time.
Most importantly, as always, be sure to gamble responsibly. I love you guys, and I’ll be back next weekend with a new group of winners.