It’s that time of the week again, boys and girls, which means it’s time to make some money this weekend by doing nothing more than sitting down and watching a little football, after you place these bets, of course.
Now, to be fair, the picks have started a bit sluggish so far this year, as we just can’t seem to get any decent momentum going. However, even with the slow start, we’re still sitting at 26–23–2 on the year, which is at least good enough not to lose money (even though we haven’t won anything, either.)
This week’s slate gives us 13 picks, and it’s a guaranteed undefeated week (yes, I say this every week, but eventually it’ll happen and I’ll look like a genius), so it’s a week that you definitely don’t wanna miss out on.
Due to a bit of a hectic week involving some travel, as well as me getting ready to hang out in the Grove down in Oxford tomorrow morning, as we get ready for Kentucky and Ole Miss, there won’t be summaries to go along with the picks, but that’s okay, since all we actually care about are the winners anyway, and I can assure you all that those winners are certainly included.
So without further ado, here’s the Week 5 picks that are certain to make us all some money, as we start off the month of October on a hot streak.
*All lines courtesy of Barstool Sportsbook*
Georgia State at Army (-8.0)
Kentucky at Ole Miss; Ole Miss moneyline
Purdue at Minnesota (-12.0)
Oregon State at Utah; under 54.5
Alabama at Arkansas; under 61.0
Iowa State at Kansas (+3.0)
Wake Forest at Florida State; over 66.0
Texas A&M at Mississippi State; MSU moneyline
NC State (+7.0) at Clemson
Georgia (-29.0) at Missouri
Michigan at Iowa; under 42.0
Oklahoma State at Baylor; Baylor moneyline
Arizona State at USC (-24.5)
And there you have it, a perfect 13–0 week to get the month of October started, and plenty of money to buy a nice couples costume for Halloween, just to make your significant other happy, after she gets upset about you gambling y’all’s money away all the time. See guys, you come expecting gambling picks, and I give you some life advice to go along with it (you can thank me later.)
As always, remember to gamble responsibly, using only funds you’re willing to lose, even though with these picks, you don’t have to worry about losing money. I love you guys, and be sure to check back in next week, as I give you the winners to the Week 6 matchups. Until then, though, gamble responsibly, stay safe, and enjoy your winnings.